Calling BS on Gasmar’s Painting
March 28th, 2008
Anonymous writes: Whoever the hell Gasmar is, him and his workers should be deported immediately! When I saw his piece of crap litter on my doorstep I was outraged. First off, stop leaving crap in my yard! Whoever is delivering your flyers tosses them on the ground, that is not advertising, its littering, and its against the law! Second, I take great offense to the flyer itself. I have taken the liberty of putting a circle and an arrow pointing to the section of this great literary tome that causes me to become a bit irate. Do you see it? If not, let me show you a better view of it.
OH PRAISE THE LORD!! A construction crew in the United States that SPEAKS ENGLISH!! Oh my stars and bars what a miracle this is to find a company that speaks English in AMERICA!!! Look here “Gas”, you had better freaking speak English if you are in our country, and you better be hiring legal citizens, and you had better be paying your taxes or I am coming after you like shit on stink. How DARE you insult us with this garbage. This is AMERICA, we ALL speak ENGLISH here you tard! Where do you think you are? I encorage everyone who reads this to call their office and CALL BULLSHIT ON THIS!!
Sure, this makes sense, but don’t you think you are going a little bit overboard. I mean come on, and if you are going to write something like this, at least have the decency to write your name. Also check your map this is not “America” this is the United States, “America” is a continent… You “tard” Oh well, that was a minute wasted of my life.
Comment by Kevin — March 28, 2008 @ 5:44 pm
You don’t speak English in America…
We speak English, here in England, you speak American!!
Comment by Bruce — February 12, 2009 @ 10:55 am
Funny, we dont take American in school, we take ENGLISH. Maybe you need one of our classes like English as a Second Language (obviously a class Gasmar took)
Comment by KerryG — February 12, 2009 @ 11:11 am
And Kevin, What do you think the A in USA stands for? Double-tard right back at ya.
Comment by KerryG — February 12, 2009 @ 11:13 am
The “A” in USA does stand for America, but it’s funny to know how the US seems to want to take over South and Central America as their own; making it a general idea that ALL of America is the United States.
So I’m guessing Brazil can’t speak Portuguese now cause since it’s in “America” It’s now illegal.
Haha! Makes my day to see some proud “Americans”
Comment by Dick — October 6, 2009 @ 8:00 pm